Friday, July 13, 2007

bikes

not the motored ones, but the little peddle powered ones and their multi-colored owners.

i fucking hate em...and yes i have gone on about them before but it's back once again. this time due to three separate incidents where they were the rulers of the road.

ok come on people, you are taking a very big risk in riding in the road where it is barley wide enough for 2 cars to pass each other as it is. not since you can not maintain the posted speed limit i have to fucking wait for you to peddle out of my fucking way so i can keep going. i do not like to stop once i am moving, nor do i like to slow way down since you can not utilize the fucking sidewalk that was built for you and the walkers...

imagine driving down the road at 45mph minding your own business when you are suddenly dodging multi-colored flamingos on bikes. all dressed in their skin tight little outfits to match like they are part of some gay fucking circus.

they were all over the place. weaving in and out having a grand old time until i threw my drink on them. i am not that bad usually but they really got to me. get out of my way, do the speed limit or go!

i just can not stand it. i am constantly slowing down so that i don't plow some ass hole on a bike over, or some stupid fucking walker that needs to walk on the road! cars are almost getting into accidents just to avoid the bike riders as they race each other so they can go home and rub ben gay all over each other.

get the fuck out of the way. the towns spend tons of money on sidewalks for walkers and bike riders. use em, or don't get all pissed when i run you off the road.

7 comments:

Dixie said...

I hate that shit too!

You threw your drink?? You're my hero!!

Seriously they need to make bike lanes on all roads.

Zendo Deb said...

It is actually illegal in most jurisdictions for bikes to ride on the sidewalks - though it isn't enforced much. Bikes are supposed to be in with traffic.

Erin M said...

here they will ticket your ass for riding on the sidewalk. I would much prefer to ride on the sidewalk so some dumbass doesnt hit me with their car. Since I cant win, i stopped riding the stupid thing

Simply Bananas said...

I agree, if they can't do the speed limit they need to stay out of my way.

Anonymous said...

Riding a bike on the sidewalk is dangerous.. hello! there's people walking there! All you need is for someone to jump out and you are in for a massive head injury and broken arm. There's plenty of room on the road for a biker and cars even if there isn't a shoulder. Oh, and the bright color are so asshole drivers can see them. You're lucky you didn't kill someone throwing your drink, maybe you should ride a bike once and a while and you'll understand the other point of view a little better, or at least take a sedative before you get in your car.

Jeff said...

first off ANONYMOUS, it would be really tough to hit someone walking on the sidewalk since you are not moving that fast, and i do ride a bike. just not in the way of everyone else.

hopefully next time it is you and i can just push you over.

twit

Anonymous said...

Lol I think I love your blog. I can't stand this either. I live in Florida and they are EVERYWHERE. What is wrong with your head that you can't comprehend using a sidewalk. And it's even stupider down here because we have "bike lanes" on the road and they will ride side by side and take up the car lanes anyways. It must have been funny to see their reaction from you throwing your drink on them.